Check Out Sussex Police’s Hilarious Valentine’s Twitter Stream
Sussex Police aren’t just keeping us up-to-date with the latest safety happenings on their social media today. In honour of the day of love, the force is posting personal ads for the lonely hearts its officers run in to today.
Call-outs for special people who the force know are “desperate to be back in their arms with a room, lock, and key” will be posted throughout the day.
This tweet was put out at around 7 am this morning, kicking it all off:
— Sussex Police (@sussex_police) February 14, 2017
If you’re seeking a man who likes long romantic walks on the beach but also committing petty driving offences, Sussex Police may have just found your perfect partner – and made a video just for you.
Here are the rest of the tweets so far: