Share Your Halloween Jokes

via: Scott Nickel

To get into the season of ghouslish fun, we thought we’d share some Halloween jokes with you. Some made us laugh, others made us cringe. Share yours with us in the comments section…

Q: What part of the street do vampires live on? A: The dead end.

Q: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? A: It didn’t have a haunting license.

Q: Why do they put fences around graveyards? A: Because people are dying to get in!

Q: What did the skeleton say after the ghost had lied to him? A: “I can see right through you.”

Q: What is a goblin’s favourite cheese? A: Monster-ella

Q: What treat do eye doctors give out on Halloween? A: Candy corneas.

A photographer goes to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost on Halloween. The ghost he encounters turns out to be friendly and poses for a snapshot. The happy photographer later downloads his photos and finds that the photos are underexposed and completely blank. 

Moral to the story: The spirit is willing, but the flash is weak.

Q: What do ghosts eat for supper?  A: Spooketi

Q: What is a ghost’s favorite fruit? A: Booberries!

Q: What does a skeleton say before dinner? A: Bone appetit!

Q: What does a witch use to keep her hair up? A: Scarespray!

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite.

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a ghost? A: A cocker poodle boo.

Q: What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire? A: Count Quackula!

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