We’ve decided to give away a pair of tickets so yourself and a fun friend can race each other on the Team Sports Go Karting course in Brighton. We’re nice like that.
What? Give them to me right now because you can’t contain your excitement? Just hold on there a mighty moment, sunshine.
To win, all you have to do is:
- Like our fun Facebook page – so we can keep you up to date about the lovely people here, and on the latest scintillating scoops around Brighton.
- Follow us on titillating Twitter – so you can know where we are if you fancy a chat, and so we can amuse you during your daily power walks on the Brighton streets.
- Follow us on irresistible Instagram – so we can show you who we’ve been talking to, and the crazy beautiful snaps we find around town.
Now, you say: but I live in Brighton, so I’ve already done all of the above!
To which I retort: thank you kindly, friend – we did say two tickets though, so if you share this with your friends they’ll choose you (if you’re fun enough) to race them on the tracks where you can, by the way, reach speeds of up to 40mph, crash into tyre walls if you’re so inclined, and laugh yourselves into a puddle of happy tears.
Yes, you’ll get a safety briefing,
Yes, all the equipment is provided and you get a free balaclava,
Yes, you’ll be given a racing report showing how fast you are,
Yes, you’ll get to rub that report in your friend’s face to show them how much of a better human being you are.
Here’s a tiny taste of what you’ll get for free:
Ts&Cs: The prize must be claimed and used by 31st July 2016. Please email firstname.lastname@example.org to book. The prize must be booked together for both drivers. The prize is not valid on Saturdays; Valid only within operating hours and is subject to availability. The prize is non-negotiable, non-refundable and there is no alternative reward. Any drivers under the age of 16 must be accompanied by an adult for registration. All drivers must have a minimum inside leg measurement of 29 inches and be 12yrs or above.*
All associated travel expenses are the prize-winner’s responsibility in all instances. All taxes on the prize are the sole responsibility of the winner, who shall be responsible for completing any applicable forms required by a taxing authority.
Feature image from here.